2004-04-27 - 1:21 p.m.
Here is a wake up call to everyone who drives a car...
WAKE THE FUCK UP AND START PAYING ATTENTION!
here is what you are doing wrong:
1. putting on your make up
2. eating a cheeseburger
3. screaming/hitting your kids in the back seat
4. talking on your cel phone (although why you can't do this is beyond me. I mean, don't you talk to your passengers? what is the difference between them and the cel?)
5. looking out the window at some building/view that you see every fucking day
6. text messaging
7. shaving
8. driving too slow/ way under speed limit
9. swerving over the line to reach your cd's
10. studying/ reading a book or newspaper
11. you have money so you think you are above the law and can drive however you please. (**palm beachers, this means you!)
12. not using your blinker or if you do it's after or right when you start turning.
13. not turning off your blinker for the next 5 miles.
these are only a few of the things i have had to deal with recently.
all i know is they better come out with those cars that drive themselves soon or everyone is doomed.
please, try to pay attention. AND USE YOUR FUCKING BLINKER ASSHOLE!
blessed be~
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